What if Israel was in your country? - www.whatifisraelwasin.com
my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”
Difficulty level: Silent with no vibrate
Master level: Your phone is the same color as your sheets.
"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"-anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
Palestinians don’t have to pay people to tweet. Millions around the world are naturally outraged. (Photo via @ on Twitter)
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I fucking hate this website
Something doesn’t add up. If there was no forced entry, it had to be an inside job. And instead of taking cash, pharmaceuticals, laptops, they take what? My Batman DVD and one piece of oddly ornate Hebrew themed jewelry?
"I used to be afraid of failing at something that really mattered to me, but now I’m more afraid of succeeding at things that don’t matter."-Bob Goff (via creatingaquietmind)
Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first three words that you see?
This would be an interesting thing to see other people try.
I got: Love, Beauty, Success
Took a few minutes but, popularity, lust???, and youth.
"Despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.”
you can do it jojo
lol no he can’t
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…